me when i'm high
mom: hi
me: high
me: i mean hi
me: wait
mom:
me:
emo is just an acronym for eat me out
welcome to my twisted ass

kllllng:

I know someone said it before, but keep in mind that Aljazeera is international, it’s based in Qatar. They tear gassed an international news crew and here they are most likely destroying their footage.

The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
(via boyirl)

vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself

Free OREO™ day!

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

darvinasafo:

Trill

darvinasafo:

Trill

kingjaffejoffer:

laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”