I covered my cat in flowers
i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
i’ve gotten so used to sucking in my stomach that i don’t even realize i’m doing it anymore
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
The season of leg shaving is upon us.
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.