straight rights??? what next, year of mario??? flavored drinks??? MINT chewing gum???????????????????
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
i love animal crossing because instead of being all mad when you haven’t been on in a while all they do is express concern and say how much they’ve missed you and its so sweet
I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
do you ever just see someone that you’re close to and think about how out of the 7 billion people on the earth and the infinite possibilities life could have presented you with, somehow you were fortunate enough to have someone like that in your life
*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"